CDC Says Kids Will Be Last To Get Vaccine Because What Are Those Little Twerps Going To Do About It 0 (0)

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New United Ultra Economy Class Tickets Lets Passengers Get Dragged Behind Plane By Giant Rope 0 (0)

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Overwhelmed White Nationalist Militia Spread Too Thin Plotting Attacks Against Everyone Trump Wants 0 (0)

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Frustrated Political Scientist Patton Oswalt Attempts To Explain Gerrymandering Without Visual Aids 0 (0)

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Health Experts Determine College Social Distancing Guidelines Still No Match For The Jasonator 0 (0)

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Real Estate Experts Confirm Having George Clooney Living In Attic Greatly Increases Property Value 0 (0)

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Diary Entries Reveal Ben Franklin’s Kite Experiment Was Early Attempt At Erotic Electrostimulation 0 (0)

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