Let’s Build a Time Machine With Pickles and Sadness

From Exurb1a.

The line at the end was pinched from Clifford Stoll, who read it off of a bell in the Hayes Hall bell tower. (More here: https://youtu.be/Gj8IA6xOpSk)
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A little experiment conducted by undergraduates into measuring local time at different elevations. https://arxiv.org/pdf/1710.07381.pdf

I totally butchered the ‘higgs isn’t everything’ explanation. A much, much better job was done by Veritasium.

And once again, if Christmas is a thing you’re doing, a very merry Christmas to you indeed.

Music used:

March of the Toy Soldiers – Tchaikovsky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmlEmi2HxjY

Jupiter – Holst https://youtu.be/Gu77Vtja30c

Zadok the Priest – Handel https://youtu.be/lW9Uudkx42g