Pharmacy!

From Albino Black Sheep.

Oversized sheepie: https://makeship.com/products/albino-black-sheep 2+ PROMO: firezemissiles
Banana to scale: https://twitter.com/albinoblack/status/1298036136800133122/photo/1

The oversized sheepies are a crowdfund. It does not look like we will make the goal to get them into production, but let’s try anyways. If it doesn’t happen you don’t end up getting charged. I’m committing to buying 125 so we only need 275 and to reach the 400 required, and we are at just above 70 with a week left. Can we get 205 orders in a week? In response to some comments, this isn’t to "make money" or to "be relevant" (Flash is dying, of course) since I will gladly take a manageable loss just to get these made for the people who want instead of just the couple demo ones already produced.
We tried to get these made in 2006 and they looked cheap and small. Makeship contacted us and promised theirs would be very big and high quality, and they were right. They only do crowdfunds, however.

Free MP3: https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/audio/rx

Remixed, Dale North
Animation by Shmorky, 2002
https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/shmorky/

Persona Satomi Tadashi Northside Rx Lyrics:

Doh doh doh, doh doh doh
Doh
Doh
Doh
Doh
Doh!

Waaaah!

Welcome to my pharmacy,
Drugs and pills as far as you can see
I enjoy your company
Just make sure you buy something from me

Please don’t loiter, or lean on the wall
Drinking coffee and having a ball

‘Cause you damn kids always spill stuff on the floor
And you don’t clean it up, *and you stupid ass whore

Don’t you know that I used to know karate
I’ll punch you in the pee-pee, or i can just call the cops

I like to look at hot girls
‘Specially cuties, boy they rock my world
Dirty man is how I’m known
Yes I like the school girl uniform

I use the mirror in the corner of store
To see some boobies and even some more
Oh hey hot booby girl
I dropped something on the floor
Hey could you bend over and pick it up

Don’t you know my security cam record for me
So I can rewind it
And watch it to my hearts content