The Best Way to Enslave a Dolphin

From Rare Earth.

This episode is about aquariums, because I was at an aquarium.

I want to mention that the best part of the aquarium was the goats. They’re not exactly normal aquarium fare. Every day you could come around at a certain time and they’d let you take them for a walk. And there’s no world in which I don’t want to take a random goat for a walk.

I should also probably mention for legal reasons that there are no names this week because this specific video is not a commercial entity. It runs no ads, it creates no revenue. Simply put, leave me be, aquarium people.